Why does the watchmaker get invited to every single meeting?
Someone has to take the minutes.
Exhibit № 1 · The Office Wing
The Office Wing
Jobs, meetings, and trades — punching in, punning out. 20 original exhibits — tap a setup for its punchline.
Why did the barber turn down a desk job to stay at the shop?
Better fringe benefits.
Exhibit № 2 · The Office Wing
Isn't the bakery worried about all that turnover?
Not at all — turnovers are their best seller.
Exhibit № 3 · The Office Wing
Why did the electrician win employee of the month?
Perfect conduct.
Exhibit № 4 · The Office Wing
Why did the streaming company hire a dairy farmer as an executive?
Nobody understands churn better.
Exhibit № 5 · The Office Wing
Why wouldn't the company let its beekeeper resign?
Everyone agreed she was a keeper.
Exhibit № 6 · The Office Wing
Why do meetings at the furniture factory always run long?
Every motion gets tabled.
Exhibit № 7 · The Office Wing
Why does everyone in town trust my carpenter?
He's fully board-certified.
Exhibit № 8 · The Office Wing
Why did the old castle never send a single email?
Too drafty — everything stayed in drafts.
Exhibit № 9 · The Office Wing
Why did HR hire the retired shepherd on the spot?
Decades of staff experience.
Exhibit № 10 · The Office Wing
Why did the retired stuntman enjoy his first office meeting?
It was full of action items.
Exhibit № 11 · The Office Wing
Why does the IT department always show up to the office bake sale?
They never miss a chance to accept cookies.
Exhibit № 12 · The Office Wing
Why did the retired mechanic become a counselor?
Forty years of experience with breakdowns.
Exhibit № 13 · The Office Wing
Our janitor hears every piece of gossip in the building.
He never spills a thing.
Exhibit № 14 · The Office Wing
How did the new lighthouse keeper land the job?
Glowing references.
Exhibit № 15 · The Office Wing
How did the retired ballerina become the star of the accounting team?
Flawless pivot tables.
Exhibit № 16 · The Office Wing
Why did the race car driver fit in so quickly at the office?
He's always happy to circle back.
Exhibit № 17 · The Office Wing
My dad retired from the bakery five years ago.
He still rises early — force of habit.
Exhibit № 18 · The Office Wing
How did the post office send off its longest-serving mail carrier?
With a retirement card and its full stamp of approval.
Exhibit № 19 · The Office Wing
Why was the demolition foreman's retirement speech such a hit?
He brought the house down.
Exhibit № 20 · The Office Wing
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