Why did the bank hire my dog as a retirement advisor?
He's an absolute master of the rollover.
Exhibit № 1 · The Zoo Wing
The Zoo Wing
The animal kingdom, taxidermied into puns. 20 original exhibits — tap a setup for its punchline.
Why are mother cats so calm in an emergency?
They never leave home without their kit.
Exhibit № 2 · The Zoo Wing
Why does the whole pet shop look up to the hamster?
Around here, he's a pretty big wheel.
Exhibit № 3 · The Zoo Wing
Why did the call center give the parrot a raise?
Nobody handles repeat business better.
Exhibit № 4 · The Zoo Wing
Why is it impossible to fool a sheep?
You can't pull the wool over eyes that watched it grow.
Exhibit № 5 · The Zoo Wing
Why did the goat give up on stand-up comedy?
He kept eating his best material.
Exhibit № 6 · The Zoo Wing
How is the bull's new china shop doing?
Business is smashing.
Exhibit № 7 · The Zoo Wing
Why won't the bear ever shut down his laptop?
He's a firm believer in hibernate mode.
Exhibit № 8 · The Zoo Wing
Why are deer the most embarrassing parents at graduation?
They fawn over absolutely everything.
Exhibit № 9 · The Zoo Wing
Why do bats never regret their life choices?
They only make sound decisions.
Exhibit № 10 · The Zoo Wing
The garden club finally learned who was leaking their secrets.
There was a mole in the flowerbed.
Exhibit № 11 · The Zoo Wing
Why will a crow never admit that it's wrong?
It absolutely refuses to eat crow.
Exhibit № 12 · The Zoo Wing
Why did the judge toss out the owl's testimony?
It was pure hoo-say.
Exhibit № 13 · The Zoo Wing
Why does the penguin win the sales award every winter?
Nobody works a cold call like she does.
Exhibit № 14 · The Zoo Wing
Why did the phone company start hiring pigeons?
Generations of carrier experience.
Exhibit № 15 · The Zoo Wing
Why do comedians refuse to book shows for crickets?
Even when the crowd goes wild, all you hear is crickets.
Exhibit № 16 · The Zoo Wing
How did the moth end up with a career in art?
She was simply drawn to it.
Exhibit № 17 · The Zoo Wing
How did the bees open a statue museum on a budget?
They supplied their own wax.
Exhibit № 18 · The Zoo Wing
Why did the herring stop reading mystery novels?
He was tired of always playing the red herring.
Exhibit № 19 · The Zoo Wing
Why did the crab lose the school debate?
He kept sidestepping every question.
Exhibit № 20 · The Zoo Wing
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