Two marshmallows got married at the campfire last night.
Everybody raised a toast.
Exhibit № 1 · The Great Outdoors
The Great Outdoors
Camping, fishing, weather — nature is the setup. 20 original exhibits — tap a setup for its punchline.
The campground asked how they could improve my stay.
I filed a bug report.
Exhibit № 2 · The Great Outdoors
The campground advertised free streaming at every site.
It's a stream.
Exhibit № 3 · The Great Outdoors
My son had no idea what to do after graduation, so I handed him a compass.
He needed direction.
Exhibit № 4 · The Great Outdoors
We threw a fiftieth birthday party for our favorite hiking spot.
It's officially over the hill.
Exhibit № 5 · The Great Outdoors
Never argue with a canyon.
They always get the last word.
Exhibit № 6 · The Great Outdoors
The day the dry riverbed filled up again, the whole valley celebrated.
A true watershed moment.
Exhibit № 7 · The Great Outdoors
The little pebble down at the lake flunked out of school.
It kept skipping.
Exhibit № 8 · The Great Outdoors
Online dating is rough down at the lake.
Too many catfish.
Exhibit № 9 · The Great Outdoors
I asked the pet store for a fish my parakeet would respect.
They sold me a perch.
Exhibit № 10 · The Great Outdoors
Our local meteorologist lost every file he ever saved.
His cloud burst.
Exhibit № 11 · The Great Outdoors
The thunderstorm finally formed a union.
Now the lightning is on strike.
Exhibit № 12 · The Great Outdoors
The lawn is taking the sprinkler to court.
It's demanding dew process.
Exhibit № 13 · The Great Outdoors
My tomato plants wanted to start a little business.
I chipped in some seed money.
Exhibit № 14 · The Great Outdoors
I only packed one tiny snack for the whole beach day.
It was just enough to tide me over.
Exhibit № 15 · The Great Outdoors
At sunset the lifeguard finally whistled everyone out of the water.
At last, the coast was clear.
Exhibit № 16 · The Great Outdoors
My aunt the fortune teller moved her booth to the beach.
Now she reads palms all day.
Exhibit № 17 · The Great Outdoors
Volleyball players make wonderful matchmakers.
They're always setting people up.
Exhibit № 18 · The Great Outdoors
The soccer club's groundskeeper used to be an opera singer.
He still has perfect pitch.
Exhibit № 19 · The Great Outdoors
The golf course's new website is so easy to navigate.
It's nothing but links.
Exhibit № 20 · The Great Outdoors
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